I used to live in Essex.
There, I've said it.
I worked in Camden Town, so had to commute on a train full of natives. While most of my fellow passengers were dull, uncommunicative, in-dire-need-of-coffee types (like myself), there were the odd few exceptions. I have documented these very Essexy folk here in this series of drawings, for posterity's sake.
Seriously, you couldn't make it up...